Ok, I just can't resist. It's too easy.....
Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Q: What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal?
A: They both get clubbed by Swedes.
Q: What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey from Thanksgiving dinner?
A: She made him a club sandwich.
Mrs. Woods: I hit him six times with a 7 iron.
FL Highway Patrolman: Six times?
Mrs. Woods: OK, give me a four.