Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tweet, Tweet, Tweeting Along

In da locker room, snuck to post my twitt. We're playing the Celtics, tie ball game at da half. Coach wants more toughness. I gotta step up.

Who would have thought NBA player Charlie Villanueva making the admission he needed to step up his game in the second half of a game against the Celtics would have caused such a stir. Well, Milwaukee Bucks coach Scott Skiles was upset when he heard the admission because it came during half time of the game when Villanueva used his cell phone to make the admission in a Twitter post. The AP details the entire ordeal here, but the story started me thinking about what some celebrities of the past might post via Twitter....

I could see Elvis Presley "tweeting" something like...
Dr. Nick just dropped off some of them little blue pills. Now, I'm a Big Hunka Burning Love. Viva Viagra.

Conway Twitty might have given us...
Just sang "I'd Love to Lay You Down" and a whole bunch of 70 year old women in polyester pants got moist.

Babe Ruth could have predicted home runs...
I've had eight beers and six hot dogs this morning. Three dingers against the Red Sox won't be a problem.

Adolf Hitler could have lamented his final days in the bunker to his loyal followers...
I knew I should have had a kegerator installed in here.

Men like John Holmes and Wilt Chamberlain could have kept the public instantly up to date on their conquests. Frank Sinatra could have let us know just how wasted Dean Martin was getting....or which one of the Kennedys was getting busy with Marilyn Monroe on any given night. And, on and on......we can only dream.

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