It's a New Day in Washington...and It's Not What You Think

Yes, big changes are coming to our Nation's Capital. Most everyone thinks those changes begin January 20th when Barrack Obama is innaugerated as our country's 44th President. But in fact, the changes begin when the 111th Congress convenes on January 5th.

The 111th Congress will feature a Senate Appropriations Committee chaired by Senator Daniel Inouye of Hawaii and not by Senator Robert C. Byrd of West Virginia. After serving on the Committee since 1989, Byrd succumbed to pressure from Democratic leaders this past November and gave up the Committee chairmanship. On the surface, this may not seem much. But, in many ways, it's comparable to taking a child out of a candy store.

Byrd's long record of bringing pork barrel projects to West Virginia has been documented dozens of times over. It seems you can't swing a dead cat or, more appropriately, a dead road kill deer anywhere in West Virginia without hitting something named after Senator Byrd. My favorite Byrd project I've read about is the Robert C. Byrd Hardwood Technologies Center. If you search the internet for information on the Byrd Hardwood Technologies Center, you'll find dozens of articles on Byrd's long history of pork projects, but very little on what the Center actually does.

Now, I have to admit to being somewhat of a hypocrite in criticizing Byrd's pet projects. My parents moved back to West Virginia twelve years ago and I use the Robert C. Byrd Appalachian Highway System every time I visit them. Byrd's road projects have brought transportation to and from West Virginia light years forward from the awful crooked two lane roads that never failed to make me car sick every time my parents dragged me to West Virginia back when I was a kid.

One of Byrd's latest pork barrel goodies is a road project called Corridor H. Corridor H is will be a four lane divided highway which will run from the West Virginia-Virginia border west of Strasburg, Virginia to Interstate 79 near Weston, West Virginia. Several small sections of Corridor H have been opened, but the entire project won't be completed for years. With Interstate 64 entering West Virginia from Virginia to the south and Interstate 68 entering West Virginia from Maryland to the north, the need for Corridor H is very much in question. In question for everyone, that is, except me. Corridor H would cut the time it takes me to drive to my parents' house by an hour or so.

Although Senator Byrd is best known for his pork barrel projects, he is also known for his ego, his somewhat checkered past and his attempts at fiddle playing. Byrd has been known to refer to himself as "Big Daddy" and, as recently as last summer, was shown on a national news program bragging about the number of pork projects he has brought to West Virginia.

As to his past, prior to his election to the House of Representatives in 1952, Byrd was an active member of the Ku Klux Klan and had been elected Exalted Cyclops of his local chapter. (And all this time, I thought the only Exalted Cyclops in the Klan was John Goodman's character in Oh Brother Where Art Thou.)

Byrd and his fiddle have made numerous appearances throughout the years. He has sawed away on Hee Haw, at the Grand Ole Opry and even at the Kennedy Center, all the while playing up his image as a true West Virginian. My dad recently told me I saw the good senator sitting in with a distant cousin's bluegrass band back in the 70's. I don't remember it, but then again, how many nine year olds would pay attention to a fiddling senator?

Now 91, in poor health, and the longest serving Senator in the country's history, Robert C. Byrd doesn't play his fiddle much anymore. And beginning January 5, 2009, he won't have the country's purse strings to play much with either.