Sunday, January 18, 2009

Snyder & Cerrato Ready to Star in Smokey & the Bandit Remakes

Washington Redskins' owner Dan Snyder and Vice President Vinny Cerrato have agreed to star in five remakes of Smokey and the Bandit.

These movies will be set on a football field as Big & Litltle Enos Burdette, played by Snyder and Cerrato, wager large contracts to a long line of coaches playing the Bandit. The wager to Norv Turner, Marty Shottenheimer, Steve Spurrier, Joe Gibbs & Jim Zorn is the coach can turn around a franchise that Snyder destroyed and continues to meddle in while not ruining the coaches' individual reputation.

Rumor has it this was the lone creative project to come from Snyder's brief joint venture into Scientology with Tom Cruise. Meanwhile, Shedd's Spot has learned there is no truth to the rumor former senator and presidential candidate Fred Thompson has signed on to play Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

(Pictured at the top are the original Big & Enos Burdette as played by Pat McCormick and Paul Williams. Just above are the new Burdettes, Snyder and Cerrato.)

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